I have a plan, ATTACK!

every time there is a moth in my room I make like professor quirrell and have a moment of:

“MOTH IN THE BEDROOM, MOTH IN THE BEDROOM!”

“Frosting to the left of me, whole wheat to the right!”

“Stuck in the middle with you”

With a shower head like this:

And this sponge:

My showers would be complete.

Three words: EPIC BATHROOM PARTIES!

(Source: breadpao)

Everyone on facebook is talking about how they are so excited to see the hunger games and I am just like “AVENGERS AND DARK KNIGHT RISES! AWWW YEAH”

why iPhone I’m so glad that you like to marimba

oh my god I have a major hand cramp

after 13 pages front and back of hand written writing done for bio today I am ready for my fic reward and then off to bed.

so basically I just spent the last while leaving google and google chrome

I am not pleased with what they are doing to their privacy policy so I am now using firefox and duckduckgo as a search engine. Call me paranoid, but I want to be ready if shit goes down over internet things.

I feel like I need to improve my internet education

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You know its been a long night when “NO! Calvin cycle I need to memorize you!”